I squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube.
On facebook, I list my "religious views" as "I want you to be a Christian". I've never been asked why, but I'm going to answer the question anyway.
I believe that because people are evil, people cannot be good enough for God, and cannot be good enough to get into paradise. Humans (including me) deserve punishment. I also believe God, as Jesus, has taken the punishment that humans deserve, and will accept that for anyone who trusts him, and accepts him as their king.
I'm trusting in that punishment already carried out for me.
I have a beautiful wife, and two children. I love all three.